TUESDAY, MAY 26, 2026 Vol. XXXIV · No. 146

The Bozeman Daily Bee

Bozeman, Montana
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Lead Story

I Voted in the School Election and Was the Only One There

I went to vote in the Gallatin County school district election on Tuesday. When I arrived at my polling location at 2 p.m., the poll worker looked up from her book with the expression of someone who had not seen another human being in several hours. She thanked me for coming. …

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