TUESDAY, MAY 26, 2026 Vol. XXXIV · No. 146

The Bozeman Daily Bee

Bozeman, Montana
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I Voted in the School Election and Was the Only One There

I went to vote in the Gallatin County school district election on Tuesday. When I arrived at my polling location at 2 p.m., the poll worker looked up from her book with the expression of someone who …

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The Dillon Cinema Deserved Better Than a Taco Bell

Big Sky Cinema in Dillon is closing after decades and the building is being sold to become a Taco Bell. I don’t live in Dillon, but this still feels personal. When a town loses its movie theater …

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I Was Fine Before the Energy Drinks

There’s a new Montana-made energy drink at the Co-op and it costs $5.49 for a single can. Five forty-nine. For caffeine. I work the breakfast shift at a restaurant on Main and the closing shift …

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The Elk Crossing Signs Are an Insult to the Elk

The Montana Department of Transportation has installed new signs along U.S. 191 near the mouth of Gallatin Canyon warning drivers of elk crossings. The signs feature a picture of an elk. As if we …

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Re: Bear Encounters at Yellowstone

I read that two hikers were injured by bears on the Mystic Falls Trail near Old Faithful last week. First, I hope they recover. Second, and I say this with respect, the trail is called Mystic Falls. …

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Helena Still Eyeing Roundabouts; Drivers Still Eyeing Helena

The City of Helena announced this week that it is continuing to explore the possibility of installing roundabouts at several major intersections, a process that has now been underway for longer than …

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The Main Street Crosswalk Is a Test of Faith

Every day I cross Main Street at the midblock crosswalk near the Rouse intersection, and every day I place my life in the hands of drivers who may or may not see me, respect me, or understand the …

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The Person Who Brings a Guitar to the Trailhead

You know who you are. You’ve got the guitar strapped to your pack. You’re sitting on a rock at the Drinking Horse trailhead. You’re playing Wagon Wheel. You’re playing it in a …

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Bozeman Median Home Price Hits $800K; Locals Ask 'For What?'

The 2026 Gallatin Valley Housing Report, released Wednesday to a packed room of real estate professionals and a general public that could not attend because they were at work at their second jobs, …

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Roundabouts Are a Coastal Conspiracy and I Will Not Be Moved

I have driven through Belgrade’s four-way stop at Broadway and Main approximately 11,000 times in my life, and not once has it required a circular intervention imported from Europe. A four-way …

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Ladies' Hockey Night Draws Unprecedented Turnout of Nine

The MT64 Hockey Association’s inaugural Ladies’ Hockey Night at the Marty Pavelich Ice Rink drew nine participants Sunday evening, a number that organizers described as “exceeding …

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People Who Back Into Parking Spaces

You know who you are. You pull past the spot, stop traffic, and then spend forty-five seconds reversing into a space that you could have pulled into face-first in three. You do this because you …

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I Drive The Speed Limit On North 19th And I Am Not Sorry

The speed limit on North 19th Avenue is 35 miles per hour. I know this because I read the sign. It is a white sign with black numbers. It is not ambiguous. It does not say “35 or whatever feels …

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Montana Photographers Now Required to Prove Elk Is Real

A growing crisis in the Montana outdoor photography community has reached what experts are calling “an epistemological tipping point,” as artificial intelligence image generators become …

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The Shopping Cart Situation

The WinCo parking lot has become a lawless frontier. Not because of crime — because of shopping carts. Abandoned shopping carts rolling freely across the asphalt like tumbleweeds in a western nobody …

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I Tried Oat Milk

My wife asked me to try oat milk. I said fine. I’m a reasonable man. It is not milk. I don’t mean that politically. I mean I poured it into my coffee and the coffee turned a color …

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Stop Calling It A 'Quick Trip' To Costco

There is no such thing as a quick trip to Costco. It has never existed. Every person who has ever said “I’m just running to Costco real quick” has returned ninety minutes later with …

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The Roundabout Is Not That Hard

You go in. You go around. You come out. That’s the whole thing. And yet every single day I watch someone stop inside the roundabout. Inside it. As if the concept of yielding to the left has …

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