The hay bales were stacked high against the back wall of Valley Feed on Tuesday evening, leaving just enough room for fifty folding chairs and a microphone stand. By 6:30 p.m. the aisle was full too, and people stood three deep near the pallet jack.

The series, now in its third summer, invites anyone with a story about “making it work here” to take the mic for five minutes. No theme is assigned, but the housing market finds its way into most sets.

“I told about the time my landlord raised the rent and I moved into a yurt on a friend’s pasture outside Belgrade,” said Jens Larsen, a carpenter who has performed twice. “People laughed at the yurt part. Nobody laughed at the rent part.”

Organizer Mara Thistlewood, who also runs the Thursday night mending circle at the Bozeman Public Library, said the feed store setting keeps things honest. “You can’t pretend you’re in a theater when someone’s loading fifty-pound bags of chick starter ten feet away,” she said. “It reminds you who’s actually holding the valley together.”

Between stories, a local bluegrass trio played fiddle tunes that competed gently with the hum of the grain elevator next door. The owner, Dale Hovland, kept the register open for coffee and jerky sales. He said the event brings in customers who wouldn’t otherwise cross the threshold.

“Had a guy buy a horse blanket last week because he liked a story about winter calving,” Hovland said. “Never owned a horse. Just liked the story.”

The next session is scheduled for September second. Thistlewood said they’re considering a winter move to the Belgrade Community Center if the grain elevator noise gets too loud. For now, the feed store works. The stories land where the dust settles.

This article is satire. The Bozeman Daily Bee is a satirical publication. None of this is real.