Private room in 3-bed house near Four Corners. $900/mo includes utilities and gigabit. You get the basement, I get the main floor. One bathroom — schedule on the fridge.

No parties. No overnight guests more than two nights a week unless they ski Bridger and can prove it. Thermostat stays at 62. If you’re cold, put on a layer. That’s how my grandpa did it and he built this house.

Cat lives here. He pays no rent but he owns the couch. You’ll learn his schedule.

Parking for one Subaru. No lifted trucks in the driveway — HOA sends letters.