Master bedroom in 3-bed house near MSU. $850/month includes utilities but not my existential dread. Heat stays at 62. If you’re cold, put on a fleece like a normal person. Cat lives here. You do not pet the cat unless the cat initiates. Quiet hours 10 PM–7 AM and during Avalanche games. No overnight guests unless they bring firewood. Lease runs through April. First, last, and a reference from your mom.