The Bee publishes letters from readers across the Gallatin Valley. Letters are edited for length, never for truth, because we wouldn’t know where to start.


The North 19th Speed Situation

I noticed that traffic on 19th seems to be moving at a brisk pace lately, which is concerning because I like to take my time looking at the new developments while I drive. I’ve started driving exactly 18 miles per hour in the center lane to encourage others to take a breath and appreciate the architecture of the new high-end storage facilities. If we all just slowed down to a crawl, we wouldn’t have to worry about arriving anywhere too quickly. It’s a busy life, and I think we owe it to ourselves to be ten minutes late to everything.

— Gary Halloway, Belgrade


Too many hats at the Co-op

I was at the Co-op last Tuesday and counted no fewer than forty-two Patagonia beanies in the checkout line. It was very difficult to distinguish my husband from a group of visiting college students, which led to a confusing situation involving a bag of organic kale. I have lived here since 2018 and I believe we need a dress code or at least a color-coding system to help us identify our own families. It is lovely that we all share the same aesthetic, but it is becoming increasingly difficult to find my own groceries in the sea of matching headwear.

— Brenda Stills, Bozeman


Regarding the wind gusts

I read a recent report suggesting the wind in Livingston is “problematic.” I find this characterization unfair. My mailbox has been blown into the next county three times this month, and I view it as an opportunity to meet my neighbors in the surrounding townships. It’s an efficient, natural way to circulate mail and keep the landscape tidy. If you tie your hat strings tight enough and learn to lean into the gale, you’ll find that you don’t even need to walk to get across town. The wind is simply the valley’s way of saying hello.

— Silas Thorne, Livingston

Letters may be edited for length. Opinions expressed are those of the letter writers, who are also fictional.