Bozeman City Hall saw a lively discussion Tuesday regarding a newly proposed ordinance that would establish a 25-foot buffer zone around designated “emotional support squirrels” within city limits. The measure, aimed at promoting tranquility for these increasingly common companion animals, passed its initial committee vote.

Proponents of the buffer zone argue that the fast-paced nature of modern Bozeman can be overwhelming for squirrels, even those explicitly trained for emotional support duties. “Our little Nutkins gets very overstimulated by all the scooters and luxury condo construction noises,” explained Brenda Plumtree, a longtime Bozeman resident who identified herself as the primary caretaker for a registered emotional support gray squirrel named Nutkins. “He needs his space to feel safe and perform his vital emotional support functions.”

The proposed ordinance would require pedestrians and vehicles to maintain a 25-foot distance from any squirrel displaying a small, reflective “Emotional Support Animal” vest, obtainable through approved local vendors. Infractions could lead to a minor citation, with repeat offenders facing mandatory attendance at a “Squirrel Safety Sensitivity” workshop.

However, not everyone in the community is entirely on board with the measure. Concerns were raised about the practicalities of enforcing such a buffer, especially in crowded areas like Main Street or the highly trafficked M Trail. “Twenty-five feet is a lot when you’re trying to navigate downtown during farmer’s market season,” noted Todd “T-Bone” Jenkins, 34, a relatively recent transplant who considers himself a local. “What if a squirrel darts out? Am I supposed to just veer into traffic?”

A retired rancher from the Gallatin Gateway area, Silas “Sagebrush” McCoy, expressed skepticism. “Back on the ranch, a 25-foot buffer for a squirrel meant I was trying to hit it with a rock. Now we’re giving ’em rights? Next thing you know, the deer will be asking for preferred parking.”

The City Commission acknowledged the complexities but affirmed the importance of fostering an inclusive environment for all residents, furry or otherwise. The ordinance now moves to a full commission vote where further public comment is anticipated. It seems Bozeman continues to find new ways for folks and fauna to feel at home, even if it means some adjustments to personal space.