BELGRADE FIREWORKS & TANNING

GET LIT. GET TAN.

FIREWORKS

The largest selection in the county, in a metal building, for approximately eleven days a year.

Artillery shells — buy one get one, always, forever
Roman candles — the good ones and the ones for children
Fountains — for people whose neighbors have complained
Sparklers — sold reluctantly, at volume

We are legally required to inform you of the county burn restrictions. You are legally required to ignore them for one evening and then feel bad about it, which is the tradition.

TANNING

Eight beds. Same building. Different half.

Single session — walk in
Monthly unlimited — for February
The stand-up one — for people in a hurry

Business is slowest in July, when everyone in this valley is outside for fourteen hours a day and arrives in October wondering aloud why they look like this.

We also sell the lotion. We are not going to explain the lotion.

A WORD ABOUT THE COMBINATION: People ask. The answer is that the building was available, the rent was one price for the whole thing, and the fireworks half is empty for fifty-one weeks of the year. If you have a better use for eleven hundred square feet on East Main we would honestly like to hear it. Somebody suggested a coffee shop. There are nine.

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East Main Street, Belgrade — Open late June through never
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