BOZEMAN SNOWPLOW KINGS

We Plow. That Is The Whole Thing.

Residential & Commercial Snow Removal

We plow driveways, lots, and the alley behind your building that the city has informed you is not their alley. We have been doing this since 1996 with the same three trucks, two of which are the same truck at this point in the sense that every part has been replaced.

Seasonal Contracts

  • Standard residential — every event over two inches
  • Commercial lot — before six a.m., which we mean
  • On-call — you may call, we may answer
PLEASE READ: A seasonal contract costs the same whether it snows nine times or forty. Every year several customers call in April to point out that it only snowed nine times. Every year we agree that it only snowed nine times. That is what a contract is.

Where The Snow Goes

Into a pile. The pile goes where there is room for the pile. If you have a preference about the pile, tell us in October, because we cannot take a phone call about the pile at four in the morning in a storm.

We are aware that the pile eventually melts into the driveway and refreezes. Everyone is aware. This is a valley in Montana and there is no arrangement of a pile that defeats February.

Summer

We do not do landscaping. We do not do gravel. We do not do anything in the summer. People find this hard to accept and we find it easy.

Contact

Phone: 406-555-0206
Shop: Griffin Drive, Bozeman
Hours: 24 hours in winter, unreachable in summer

Storm Status

We are out. We are always out. If it is snowing, we are out and we are not answering, and you are on the list.

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