Wednesday, January 28, 2026 Bozeman, Montana Vol. XXXIV · No. 28
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Irony

Montana Supreme Court Justice Pays Traffic Fine; Courthouse Descends Into Existential Crisis

Montana Supreme Court Justice Pays Traffic Fine; Courthouse Descends Into Existential Crisis

A Montana Supreme Court justice quietly paid a fine for a misdemeanor traffic violation this week, triggering what legal scholars are calling the state’s first “institutional irony event” since a fire marshal’s office failed a safety inspection in 2014.

Justice Marjorie Ashworth, who has spent 18 years interpreting the finer points of Montana law from the state’s highest bench, was cited for a traffic offense the details of which remain mercifully mundane.