Local Squirrel Re-Elected to Acorn Allocation Committee

Wed, 22 Jul 2026 19:00:20 +0000

In a stunning display of constituent loyalty, local squirrel Reginald “Reggie” Nuttingham has been re-elected to the esteemed Gallatin Valley Acorn Allocation Committee (GVAAC) for a record fifth consecutive term. The GVAAC, responsible for the equitable distribution of acorn resources throughout the Bridger Mountain foothills and surrounding neighborhoods, announced Reggie’s victory early Monday morning.

Reggie, known for his distinctive bushy tail and a penchant for lively committee meetings under the big Ponderosa pine on Main Street, ran on a platform of “More Nuts, Less Talk.” His campaign focused heavily on reducing perceived bureaucratic delays in acorn transport and increasing access for younger squirrels to prime foraging grounds.

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Local Squirrel Re-Elected to Acorn Allocation Committee