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Bozeman Outdoors
Satirical coverage of the Bozeman, Montana outdoors: trailheads, gear, river days, shoulder season, and the quiet competition of being outside here.
Everything the Bozeman Daily Bee has filed about being outside here — trailheads, gear, river days, and the long shoulder season. None of these trips happened. The quiet competition underneath them is the best-documented thing in the valley.

Local paddleboarder cited after swan incident at Hyalite Reservoir

Local boulder takes up permanent residency on Bridger trail

Gallatin County opens trailhead at former Four Corners gravel pit

Local boulder undergoes mandatory safety training after hiking mishap

Lava lake trailhead develops elaborate tailgate culture hikers occasionally visit lake

Foraged fungi dinner party leads to spontaneous hospitalization in Park County

Bridger Bowl summer scenic lift rides offer gravity assisted hiking

Local bear retires from foraging after discovering artisanal charcuterie

Annual gear swap returns to fairgrounds locals prepare

Big Sky events arena hosts "quiet" weekend of heavy industrial metal

Bridger Bowl summer lift passes outsell winter passes

Hyalite trailhead develops thriving parking lot community hikers occasionally visit the forest

Smoke from idaho fires settles in Gallatin Valley hikers adjust expectations

First snowfall reported in parking lot of REI, locals begin base layer rotation

Hyalite parking lot expands into meadow that was parking lot five years ago
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