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Super Bowl

Polenta Tots Declared 'Super Bowl Solution' By Woman Who Has Never Watched Football

Polenta Tots Declared 'Super Bowl Solution' By Woman Who Has Never Watched Football

Local food writer and self-described “appetizer futurist” Connie Bridges has declared polenta tots the “only Super Bowl snack that matters,” despite having never watched a complete football game and admitting she’s “not totally sure how many quarters there are.”

“Four? I want to say four,” Bridges said Monday, while arranging tots on a handmade ceramic plate she described as “the real MVP.”

The recipe, which Bridges published on her blog Fork & Feeling, involves cutting chilled polenta into cylinders, coating them in panko and parmesan, and baking until crispy. She recommends serving them with a roasted red pepper aioli and “a sense of occasion.”